Saturday, June 28, 2014

Pregnancy Update

WOW! Time has flown by! As of today, I am 23 weeks and baby girl B is the size of a bunch of grapes. She is moving like crazy! Here is a "bump shot" that I snapped this morning:

Overall, I feel pretty good with the exception of the occasional heartburn attack or the "I can't poop like I used to" moments! I have been eating a lot more fruits (still trying to work on my veggie intake), smaller but more frequent meals/snacks and still exercising for 20 minutes each morning. So far, I have only gained 1 lb but the doctor said this was ok since I started out a little heavier than what my ideal weight is. Baby girl B is within all of the healthy ranges (size, heartbeat etc).

Over the past few months, I have noticed a few things that I would like to share. I am sure someone out there can relate:

People say some really offensive and insensitive things!

Geez people! Have you ever heard of #1- think before you speak, #2- open mouth, insert foot and my childhood favorite from my parents #3- if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Here are the top comments that have been directed at me so far:

1- Pregnancy makes me uncomfortable.
Where do you think you came from? Were you incubated in a nest and hatched? Ok, I get that pregnancy is not for everyone but it is for ME. Can you be a little cooler about it that this?

2- Pregnancy is disgusting and babies are gross.
I am soooooo for real when I tell you that someone actually said this to me. I was dumbfounded and at that moment, my mind went completely blank. My friend found me crying in the hallway at work short time later…yeah, someone at work said this to me.

3- You will be pregnant over the really timed that right huh?
A**hole, if you had ANY idea on what I had to go through in order to become pregnant, you would have never made that comment. You are lucky that jail is an option if I were to punch you in the throat because believe me, I have contemplated it. I am blessed to be able to have a baby at this stage of my life and I don't care if it is over 100 degrees with unbearable humidity...ever. 

Regular vs. maternity clothing…it can be done!

I will not speak for any other woman who is or ever been pregnant but I have been very lucky to be able to still wear some non-maternity items...especially dresses…for now. I found that if you have the right silhouette, the garment will grow with you (see dress in picture above). I am not sure why the maternity clothing industry is lacking in stylish and affordable clothing, but they are. Why is a black t-shirt $12 and the maternity version $25? Twice as much? There isn't that much extra fabric people...come on. And why do I have a choice of only black leggings, heavy denim jeans and more black pants? Where are the cute pink capri pants, coral shorts and printed skirts? 


I know hormones have taken over my body and my dreams are no longer mine at night but HOLY HELL, I have woken myself up with some of the sickest, wackiest, disturbing dreams I have ever had. In. My. Life. I mean, stuff that would make the director of the Saw movie series want to collaborate with me.  

Glowing skin

People say I am glowing...yay! I just hope to God it is not from having the oily skin that has plagued me since middle school. I hear about the pregnancy glow and am glad it is happening to me! After a small bought of what I thought was an incurable acne patch by the corner of my mouth during the 1st trimester, my skin looks really clear and refreshed. Bonus! I also heard about Bio Oil for stretch marks (more genetics than anything I also read) but you can also use it on your face, as I have been. I really do like the results and the dry patches on my cheeks are gone!

Body Changes

Ah yes, the varicose vain. I was shopping with my Mom last week and when I passed a full-length mirror, took the opportunity to make sure I looked presentable. What the? Oh, hello there! I discovered battle scar #1 staring back at me...I rock it like a badge of honor!

Stay tuned for my next blog posting on how I turned this dated brass chandelier into something super fabulous for Baby girl B's room:

Thanks for reading,

Sunday, May 18, 2014

DIY: Baby Name Chalkboard

Coming up with a name is hard…especially when you have a book containing 60,001 of them! I thought it would be a fun idea to have family and friends put their name suggestions on the board; I like to see what unique names they come up with. I found some cute supplies yesterday at Hobby Lobby to put one together:

Chalkboard $6.99
Easel $5.99
Wood decorations .67 each
Chalk and eraser $1.47 each

Bust out the hot glue gun, glue the wooden pieces to the corners and you are done! I already have 3 names on the board…:)

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Sunday, May 4, 2014

Grandma Lost It

We found out last week what the sex of our baby was. Before we told the family, hubby and I had "our moment." We sat down to dinner and I slid the envelope over to hubby so he could open it first; I wanted to see his reaction. Man…talk about a poker face! He gave me no indication of what it was! He handed the envelope over to me and I nearly passed out…a GIRL! My instinct was waaaaay off….I was convinced it was a boy!

On Saturday night, all of the family was getting together for a BBQ. Hubby and I designed a "gender reveal" cake and thought it would be a fun idea to have both of the Grandma's cut into it to see what color the filling was:


The clothing shopping  commenced the next day when my Mom and I did some damage in Babies R Us…hubby doesn't get it.

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Monday, April 28, 2014

Enough books...

I don't want to sound ungrateful because I am not; I am very thankful for all of the support, advice and reading material that has been passed down to me. From my girlfriends, thank you. From the many "baby clubs" that I have been enrolled in since my pregnancy is considered public knowledge by the insurance company, PLEASE send me something more useful than another War and Peace thickness book:

How about a free pack of diapers, wipes or a paid college education fund? While it is a nice gesture, I am going to be honest here…I will NOT be reading these. To all the Mom's out there, are there any baby clubs that send you free samples of items, coupons or anything like that?

Thanks for reading,

Saturday, April 19, 2014

13 Weeks and Signs of a Baby Bump

This past week, I had back-to-back office visits that seemed like they would never end. Since I am 39, a first time mom and deemed "high risk", I am having a lot of genetic testing done. Hopefully, based on both familial histories, baby B will be just fine. In the meantime, I was able to have a 13 week sonogram (nuchal translucency) and got a ton of pictures. It was crazy to see how much the little peanut grew from my first sonogram 6 weeks ago:
Baby B at 13 weeks
I have officially entered the "what fits today" phase of pregnancy. This dress sounded like a good choice in the morning but by the time I got to work, I realized how tight and short it was! Just a little side pic of my blossoming bump:
I will have the results of the nuchal trans sonogram in 2 weeks…which includes the sex of the baby! YAY! Hubby and I were thinking about a gender reveal party…have you ever been to one? Any ideas or suggestions for themes?

Thanks for reading,

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Three Sticks and One Prick

After a two month break, today is my return to blogging with a little announcement…WE ARE HAVING A BABY!!

How many times did it take before I believed it? Three pee sticks (including a frantic trip up to Walgreens to buy two different brands of pregnancy tests) and one trip to the doctor for the "official" blood test. 
I took this one at 8am
I took this one at 1pm
I took this one at 5pm

After testing three times on Sunday and still not 100% convinced that this wasn't a cruel, I had a blood test done on Monday morning. I was sure I left them my cell # since I was going back to work and needed to know the results as soon as they were ready. Hours passed and still no phone call. By 3pm, I was calling the lab like a maniac only to have to leave messages for the nurse to call me back. By the time I left work, still no call. Did they forget to call me? Did I not give enough blood? Was it bad news and no one wanted to tell me? 

Driving home that evening, I was upset that I didn't hear back from anyone. A bazillion things were going through my head. I soon pulled into the driveway and went into the house…and then I spotted it. THE RED LIGHT WAS BLINKING.

As I ran over and hit the play button, my heart was pounding. And then I heard the words I have waited years to hear…

Congratulations, you are pregnant!

As of today, I am in week #11. Thank you for all the support and well-wishes. Stay tuned for more more "pregnancy experiences." Oh, I've got some good ones too.

Thanks for reading,

Monday, February 3, 2014

The Week of the Loft Cardigan

I was on a cardigan kick last week:

Cardigan: Loft
Cami: Sears
Necklace: Dillard's
Cardigan: Loft
Blouse: Loft
Necklace: Burlington
Cardigan: Loft
Blouse: Macy's
Necklace: Burlington
Cardigan: Loft
Blouse: Marshall's
Necklace: Burlington
Cardigan: Loft
Blouse: Sears
Necklace: Burlington

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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Our Journey to Parenthood: Round 1 Done

First, I wanted to say thank you to all who have read and also commented on this series of blog postings. It is truly appreciated. I started this series with the intention of spreading the message that though you may feel broken, you aren't. You may feel like less of a woman, but you aren't. You may want to punch the famous-for-doing-nothing jerk-off's on TV that make it look soooooo easy, but you can't. Last year was an awful time for my emotions but I feel that I finally have them in check. I still have a few ups and downs but I know I am a good person and will deal with whatever card I am dealt along this journey.

After a lot of thought of how much I should share of this experience on the world wide web, I decided to tell all and not leave anything out (except when I need to clean up some overly graphic details). If even one posting can help someone else out there, then it was all worth it. Hopefully, I can even make a few people laugh along the way!

A close friend referred me to a great Facebook page called "Fertility is the New F-Word" and I took this off the page:

I did my first IUI on Sunday; progesterone started last night. I will need to do some blood work on Sunday to check my progesterone levels and then a prego test 1 week later. Let's hope this worked...

Thanks for reading,

Monday, January 27, 2014

Our Journey to Parenthood: He Missed the Cup

(WARNING: This can get graphic so if you are easily offended, STOP READING HERE!)

Huh...wait. What? You read correctly; hubby missed the cup.

If you and your partner have ever been through fertility treatments, you know that the accommodations are not always as comfy and cozy as you would hope. Hubby and I were under the impression that there would be a TV, reading/media material, a lounge chair of some sort and an electrical outlet to plug in a laptop if you chose to bring your own "material." That wasn't the case. 

Not. even. close.

Let me set the scene for you: hubby was in the men's room. That's it. A single stall men's bathroom with a poor excuse of a "lounge area" that had a bench. It was some sort of medical bench with a thin sheet of tissue paper that is reminiscent of what you find when you go to the doctor and hop up on the exam table. Sexy...

So, he could either bang one out on the medical bench or the toilet. Choices, choices. It is a difficult, nerve racking and uncomfortable process as it is…give the guys a little comfort huh?! We know you have the money since these treatments cost as much as a new car!

So, no material but thank goodness he brought his laptop with his own material on it. Hubby had been "saving up" for the past 3 days so he was ready to burst. As the time came for the completion of the task, the angle at which he was sitting on the medical bench in conjunction with the circumference of the specimen cup was such that he found himself in a lateral position making it almost impossible to allow gravity to keep the sample in the cup. You get what I'm saying, right?

25% in the cup and 75% on the floor.

As panic entered the room because now he needs to crank out #2, he notices the red flashing light on the laptop indicating he had less than 5 minutes of battery time left. Thank goodness that he had enough material lodged into his long term memory bank that he was able to complete the task after all.

As I heard the garage door open up, out came a tired and defeated looking hubby. I knew something went awry since he was gone way too long. When he told me the story in a far more graphic detail than what I put on this page, I could not help but laugh until I cried…and pee a little.

Thanks for reading,

p.s. In case you are thinking "I cannot believe she blogged about this", I got permission from hubby to blast this all over the world wide web.

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Our Journey to Parenthood: What Color are the Lines?

Today was day #2 for the ovulation sticks…so am I or aren't I ready to ovulate? I would think that reading two lines would be a simple task; it was not. Hubby and I were looking at the stick in the natural light trying to decipher a very complex color question; are the lines the same color? I said "no" but he said "yes." 

After we couldn't agree, he asked "isn't there anything type of test you can take that would give a 100% clear result?" Why yes I thought…the one with the smiley face! Idiot proof. Perfect. I jumped into the car and headed up to Walgreens to make my purchase. Thank goodness I did; we are in the positive!
I called the doctor and we are going in tomorrow for our first attempt at IUI. Hubby just woke up from a long nap in preperation for his "big day" tomorrow…

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